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justnithya: Charmanders are red Mudkipz are blue if you were a pokemon, i’d choose you your smile is stronger than a hyperbeam like Jesse & James, we could be the perfect Rocket Team I will stay by your side like pikachu & Ash and i’ll love you more than a level 80 rapidash >You’re more legendary than a zapdos, entei, or mew but out of all the 150, I choose...
That awkward moment when someone tells you they...
Reblog if you're on Tumblr every day, I want to...
My Best Friend.
jasminatorsjw: We always act crazy and don’t give a fuck. We understand each other. If anybody messes with me my best friend has my back, always. Whenever we say the same thing at the same time. I love my best friend. <3
when you accidently hit the backspace button and...
strangerinyahoo: hittinthisganja: LMFAO URRR
Those days when you don't talk to someone you talk...
heyitskyle: Like there’s something missing in your life…
truismlieswithin: Respect is not something you get at birth. Respect is something you earn. In order to get respect, you give respect.
Your crush asks you who your crush is.
In your head, you’re like: But in reality, you’re like: “Oh, it’s no one you know.” And as they’re walking away, you’re like:
Act like a lady, think like a boss.
Why I hate being single in...
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?” Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.” Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on new years?” Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…” Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?” Me: ”I’M FUCKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF CATS!”
Being single is alright, but after awhile you get...
The worst feeling in the world is not being able...
Forgiving is not forgetting.
Guys must read this.
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
the worst thing about being lied to is knowing...
Sometimes you need a break from everyone, and...
nuu-yenn: I need this
When I get an A on a test,
ayeeitsgwen: i’m like
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you...
That moment when you come home from school, look...
I speak fluent sarcasm.